Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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