remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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