ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Fuck appropriateness.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
