I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize