I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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