I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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