id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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