She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I smell like Dick and happiness
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
