We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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