If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
A+ Viking dick
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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