I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I hate all girls vehemently.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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