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i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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