Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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