Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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