he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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