:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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