i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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