Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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