I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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