i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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