He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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