Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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