i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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