I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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