where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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