lets start a swedish sibling band together
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i've created a new STD.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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