If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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