Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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