He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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