Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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