Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I believe in your delicious
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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