Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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