...so i touched it.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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