you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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