if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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