grandma shit on top of the toilet
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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