Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
