i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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