Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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