What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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