none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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