On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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