We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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