he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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