we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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