ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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