know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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