Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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