I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
In other news, I just burned my penis
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
