I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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