I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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