My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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