you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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