I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Fuck appropriateness.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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