So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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